[UPDATE] - On the Harry Potter boycott story - A NYT article is now saying that it is a volunteer group that is objecting to the triathalon, not the police department itself. The story has obviously changed (notice that the link to the NYT story still has the word "police" in it: http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/national/AP-Police-Boycott-Potter.html) In any case, the Four-Flush of Disgrace must pass from the Penryn Police Department to the hands of the volunteer group. Jolly good work whoever you are.