[WEIRD] - Satan Outlawed - If you're Satan (and I know a few of you are) you are now officially no longer welcome in Inglis, FL. CNN.com - Florida town casts out Satan - January 29, 2002

The mayor of this small fishing village in Florida has declared the Prince of Darkness persona non grata -- in essence, telling him to go to the devil.

"Satan, ruler of darkness, giver of evil, destroyer of what is good and just, is not now, nor ever again will be, a part of this town of Inglis," Mayor Carolyn Risher says in a proclamation, which was issued on official town stationery.

Don't say I didn't warn you.