[SILLY NEWS] -Arrogant bastard fee? - Reuters by way of Patti M. tells the story of a phone customer fined for being an arrogant bastard. Phone Firm Adds Insult to Bill, Apologizes

As a side note, Reuters' Oddly Enough news is a great resource for weird stories. It's where they put all their "human interest" pieces. Stop by there a couple times a week for the state of the art in craziness. Oddly Enough is also available through Yahoo's News which is where I get it most of the time.