[THE NET] - Spam As Art - You open your email program one day and you find an ad for Viagra. What do you do? You write a message back that starts out like this:

You should really pay more attention who you send your advertising to. I am a 17-year-old college student, who, as any average 17-year-old male could tell you, is erect more often than not. If a butterfly flaps it's wings in China, I guarantee you, there isn't an atomic clock that can accurately measure the speed in which I will pitch a tent.

Well, you do that if you're Jonathan Land, author of The Spam Letters.