Chickenhawk Database - Where can you learn that Rush Limbaugh avoided Vietnam with the excuse that he had anal cysts? Where can you learn that Dick Cheney "had other priorities?" That our president was missing in action? Why, The Chickenhawk Database of course.

The next time you hear one of these hawks talking "preemptive strike," take a stroll down to the database to see where they were when it was their necks that could have been on the line.